"If your dog doesn't like someone you probably shouldn't either."
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"Anybody who doesn’t know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." -Franklin P. Jones-
You can say any fool thing to a dog and it will look at you as if to say: "My God! You're right! I never would have thought of that!" -Sean Connery-
"Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made." -Roger Caras-
"My dog is usually pleased with what I do, because she is not infected with the concept of what I "should" be doing." -Lonzo Idolswine-
"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andy Rooney-
"Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more." -Agatha Christie-
"When most of us talk to our dogs, we tend to forget they're not people." -Julia Glas-
"Say something idiotic and nobody but a dog politely wags his tail." -Virginia Graham-
"It's funny how dogs and cats know the inside of folks better than other folks do." -Eleanor H. Potter-
"From the dog's point of view, his master is an enlongated and abnormally cunning dog." -Mabel Louise Robinson-
"Don't make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans, or they'll treat you like dogs." -Martha Scott-
"Some of my best leading men have been dogs and horses." -Elizabeth Taylor-
"A heart beat, at my feet." -Edith Wharton-
"I've caught more ills from people sneezing over me and giving me virus infections than from kissing dogs." -Barbara Woodhouse-
"Dogs understand your moods and your thoughts, and if you are thinking unpleasant things about your dog, he will pick it up and be downhearted." -Barbara Woodhouse-
"To err is human - to forgive, canine." -Anonymous-
"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." -Anonymous-
"A man may smile and bid you hail / Yet wish you to the devil; / But when a good dog wags his tail, / You know he's on the level." -Anonymous-
"To a dog, the whole world is a smell." -Anonymous-
"All of the good things that have come to me have come through my dog." -Anonymous-
"The best thing about a man is his dog." -French Proverb-
"If a dog's prayers were answered, bones would rain from the sky." -Proverb-
"The dog was created specially for children. He is the god of frolic." -Henry Ward Beecher-
"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." -Robert Benchley
"Love me, love my dog." -Saint Bernard of Clairvaux-
"Dog: A kind of additional or subsidiary Deity designed to catch the overflow and surplus of the world's worship." -Ambrose Bierce-
"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself." -Josh Billings-
"Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -Josh Billings-
"Every dog is a lion at home." -H.G. Bohn-
"The great pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself too." -Samuel Butler-
"In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semihuman. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog." -Edward Hoagland-
"A dog is not 'almost human' and I know of no greater insult to the canine race than to describe it as such. The dog can do many things which man cannot do, never could do and never will do." -John Holmes-
"Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." -Franklin P. Jone-
"Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent. To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace." -Milan Kundera-
"The dog is the only living being that has found and recognizes an indubitable, tangible and definite god. He knows to whom above him to give himself. He has not to seek for a superior and infinite power." -Maurice Maeterlinck-
"Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." -Groucho Marx-
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as a dog does." -Christopher Morley-
"A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of." -Ogden Nash-
"He cannot be a gentleman which loveth not a dog." -John Northbrooke-
"A dog has the soul of a philosopher." -Plato-
"Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends." -Alexander Pope-
"Happiness is a warm puppy." -Charles M. Schulz-
"Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man." -Andrés Segovia-
"Acquiring a dog may be the only opportunity a human ever has to choose a relative." -Mordecai Siegal-
"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that dogs think humans are nuts." -John Steinbeck-
"The dog has seldom been successful in pulling man up to its level of sagacity, but man has frequently dragged the dog down to his." -James Thurber-
"When all other friends desert, he remains." -George G. Vest-
"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." -Ben Williams-
"If a dog will not come to you after he has looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience." -Woodrow Wilson-
"Man is a dog's idea of what God should be." -Holbrook Jackson-
"The disposition of noble dogs is to be gentle with people they know and the opposite with those they don't know...How, then, can the dog be anything other than a lover of learning since it defines what's its own and what's alien." -Plato-
"If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man." -Mark Twain-
"Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail." -Josh Billings-
"Dogs love their friends and bite their enemies, / quite unlike people, who are incapable of pure love / and always have to mix love and hate." -Sigmund Freud-
"No man can be condemed for owning a dog. / As long as he has a dog, he has a friend; / and the poorer he gets, the better friend he has." -Will Rogers-
"I talk to him when I'm lonesome like,
and I'm sure he understands.
When he looks at me so attentively,
and gently licks my hands;
Then he rubs his nose on my tailored clothes,
but I never say naught thereat,
For the good Lord knows I can buy more clothes,
but never a friend like that!"
-W. Dayton Wedgefarth-
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