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God and Dog

1. On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
2. On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
3. On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve as potential food for the dog.
4. On the fourth day, God created honest toil so that man could labor for the good of the dog.
5. On the fifth day, God created the tennis ball so that the dog might or might not retrieve it.
6. On the sixth day, God created veterinary science to keep the dog healthy and the man broke.
7. On the seventh day, God tried to rest.......but He had to walk the dog.

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One Liners

* Why did the snowman call his dog Frost? ~Because frost bites !
* Why did the poor dog chase his own tail? ~He was trying to make both ends meet !
* What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? ~He stole the show !
* What happens when it rains cats and dogs? ~You can step in a poodle !
* Diplomacy is saying "nice doggy" until you find a rock.
* What has four legs and an arm? ~A happy pit bull.
* My karma ran over my dogma.
* Why isn't there mouse flavored cat food? ~There is fish flavored!
*. Do radioactive cats have 18 half-lives?
* What is the difference between a dog and a fox? ~About 5 drinks.
* Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? ~He wanted to get a long little doggie.
* If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? ~K9P.
* What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? ~After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.

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